Rules of the Mess
- Thou shalt make every effort to meet all the guests
- Thou shalt pay proper attention to proper hygiene and cleanliness
- Thou shalt make certain that ALL articles of clothing being worn are freshly laundered
- Thou shall not be flatulent or produce any bodily sounds that are inappropriate
- Thou shall adjourn to the dining area when the chimes are heard and will remain standing until seated by the Mess President
- Thou shall not bring any drinks or lighted materials into the dining area, nor will thee smoke during the hours of the mess
- Thou shalt participate in every toast unless it is thee or thy group being toasted
- Thou shalt not leave while the mess is convened
- Thou shalt make sure that thy glass is always charged when toasting
- Toasts and comments will be kept within the limits of good taste and mutual respect. Degrading or insulting remarks are frowned upon, however good natured needling is ENCOURAGED
- Thou shalt not murder the Queen’s English.
- Thou shall always use the proper toasting procedures
- Thee will consume thy meal in a manner becoming a gentle person
- Approval will be shown by tapping thy spoon on the table. Clapping will not be tolerated
- Decisions of the Mess President will not be questioned
- When the mess is adjourned, thou shalt will rise and wait for the Mess President and honored guests to leave
- Thou shalt enjoy thyself to the fullest
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